Exam Shit-Yourself-O-Meter

Just to display my internal sense of crapping my pants in the build up to my Intermediate exams, I've designed a lovely meter so you lay people can see how I'm really feeling. As you can see, it's currently set on "Unpleasant Rumblings", but it's sure to go up soon. I'm pretty confident that the only reason I'm feeling so secure right now is that this morning I sat through a teaching session next to the world's worst medical student. One of the answers she didn't know was "inferior", so I tried to mouth it to her to help her out. Or to describe her ability in comparison to the rest of us. That's what you get it you only turn up once every 2 weeks, I suppose.