Self-Serving "Musicians"

Some "artists" are really beginning to piss me off. I like my music as much as the next guy, but some "musicians" are testing my patience just a little too much.
I am especially beginning to despise rappers and R'n'B singers who insist on singing their names at the start of every one of their identical, uninspiring tracks. No, it is not part of the new way of recording, it is arrogant. And anyway, if you where any good at all I might remember your name in the time it takes to get the CD from the case with your name on it, to the player. Not that I ever buy your music anyway, it sucks. You never heard a Beatles song with John Lennon and Paul McCartney shouting out "The Beatles, yeah The Beatles!" at the start, did you? That's because they were so good people remembered them from their last song, and the ones before that. They actually had a body of work, not that you'd know about that, what with being replaced by someone more "bling" after just one awful, idiomatic single, which by the way rapes the memory of real rappers, who could actually discuss issues other than guns, bitches and cars.
Leading on to my second point. Who the hell gives a flying fuck that the profits from your last album (impressive, 10 or more identically soporific tracks in one year) bought you a Ferrari, or a pointless medallion which is bigger than your youngest illegitimate child? I certainly don't, and it sure as hell won't make me want to go out and buy the new one. Quit talking about guns too, I know you get all stroppy when people accuse you of being irresponsible, but maybe if your songs didn't paint you as moronic imbeciles without the ability to tie your own shoelaces without four hands, we might possibly let you own a gun that doesn't fire red plastic arrows.
And quit being so hypocritical. If I'm not wrong, Ms Dynamite managed to squeeze out two albums of sanctimonious bullshit about teenage pregnancy and surviving the "ghetto" (East London) before she moved to Surrey and got up the duff to her best mate's husband. Dumb.